Interesting LINQ Ballad

Dinesh (Program manager on the LINQ project in the Visual C# Product Unit) adapted one of Kipling's ballads to LINQ.

"Oh SQL is SQL and C# is C#, and never the twain shall meet
Till rows and objects manually a dev has both to beat
But there is neither SQL nor C#, nor join nor dot
When LINQ stands to link the twin what magic have I got"

How apt!